The woman ultimately crowned Miss Nude B.C. Suffice to say everyone seemed well pleased, judging by the cheers, hoots and one guy who (during the pirate portion) bellowed: “Argh!” Space doesn’t permit descriptions of all performances. Unfortunately, an ultra-loud Nirvana tune made it impossible to follow her explanation. She said her clown act usually includes a tricycle, which she didn’t bring. Next up was Katrina Valentine, who impressed with her Alice in Wonderland show, complete with flaming stick manipulations and co-performers costumed as a rabbits and Mad Hatters.Īfterward, Madison Q stopped by the judges’ table. As they worked, a front-row onlooker pretended to make his blue balloon dog (a gift from Madison Q) walk on stage. One pushed a giant squeegee, another wiped the floor by moving towels with his feet. “Have you ever been to sea?”Īfter Justice’s show, two guys mopped up soap suds and confetti. Justice tossed out paper pirate hats to the crowd so we could be pirates, too. Not surprisingly, her performance was pirate-themed, including a treasure chest, bubbles and streamers. The prop, featuring mechanical characters with moving limbs, was the size of those jumbo inflatables people put in their front yards at Christmas. The entrance of the second contestant - Justice, a petite woman in her 30s - was preceded by the dramatic inflation of her animatronic pirate ship. I agreed, but wondered what kind of future events the man would wear his Madison-imprinted T-shirt to. “Not a bad way to kick it off,” said one judge. After applying coloured paints to her body, she rolled onto a white T-shirt and presented it to a male audience member. She made balloon animals and, near the end, pulled an extremely long streamer from her mouth. Madison, a brunette woman, wore a pom-pom-ed clown outfit. The first performer, Madison Q, walked on stage amid billowing fog and high-decibel circus music. “If someone blows your mind,” advised the reverend, “don’t give them an 11.” The panel was asked to judge contestants (on a scale of 10) in the categories of costume, dance, body, pole work/gymnastics, stage presence, music and sensuality. “If you know beer,” added one mysteriously, “you know women.” No, they said, they’re just Fox regulars who enjoy beer and women. Judges included a young beer rep for Labatt’s (let’s call him Mr. The 250-capacity Fox was almost full, mostly people in their 20s and 30s, many of them women. As I entered, Wild Cherry’s Play that Funky Music blasted at high volume. The circular stage is equipped with a mirror ball and two golden poles. Six exotic dancers competed nightly all last week at the Fox for the Miss Nude B.C. “After that,” he said, “everyone started calling me the Chicken Guy.” He got his nickname from the rubber chicken game he once hosted at Merlin’s nightclub. Chicken is a partner in Stripper Entertainment, booking a dozen strip clubs throughout the province. Black is the Fox’s manager, resident DJ and an ordained minister with the Universal Life Church in Modesto, California. The annual contest is organized by Wayne Kainciems (a.k.a. After the club burned down, the Fox took up Slack Alice’s slack. Pageant was staged at Slack Alice’s in Penticton. Pageant semifinals.įor years, the Miss Nude B.C. My mission was to witness the Miss Nude B.C. I wasn’t there for suds and sausages, however. Above, an illuminated sign advertised “Beers and breakfast.” Last Friday night, I parked my Volvo station wagon between two enormous pickup trucks at the Fox Showroom Pub on Douglas Street.
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